Everyone knows that uranium is dangerous because you might get a nuclear “bum” after swallowing this chemical.When I was a child, my mom always tried to teach me that you are butt you eat.The United States is a violent country as it has a lot of weapons for ass destruction.Which famous actor has the biggest butt in the world? He must be Huge Jassman, who is also known as Hugh Jackman.A butt expresses her feelings with her crush “I just want to ass if you would like to go out with me tonight.”.How would a butt flirt with another butt? Just say “Hey, cutaneous!”.My doctor examines my butt and says that I have got more crack than any drug dealers.I have just made a butt plug out of a carrot in the refrigerator.What is the most favourite food of your poop? Butt-er.In a therapy session, a butt says “I sometimes feel like I am full of nothing butt crap.”.I think my butt is broken, but the doctor says that there is always a crack in every butt.The ice cream says to his best friend popsicle “Perhaps more people might like you if you would relax and stop acting as you had a giant stick up your butt.”.Do you know why the toilet paper does not cross the road? Because it gets stuck in a crack.
Each morning, I always kiss my wife before going to work and say “I hope your day is as good as your butt.”.I do not like anything, butt corgis for this Christmas.When the dishwasher stops running, you just need to slap in its ass and get back to work.Which song of Marry Blige would Nicki Minaj want to cover the most? Take Me Ass I am.It seems like that only assholes want to talk to me.
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